kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

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facts-i-just-made-up:

The process by which the penis becomes erect. Tragically beautiful.

facts-i-just-made-up:

The process by which the penis becomes erect. Tragically beautiful.

(Source: technical-ill)

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Anonymous said: There should be a fact about how global warming isn't real, the real reason that the icecaps are melting is because of the years and years of urinating in the oceans.

facts-i-just-made-up:

I deal in fake facts not common knowledge.

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phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(Source: fivegum)

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

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clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

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alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

(Source: news-from-alex)

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